Post by LittleTigger on Nov 16, 2004 13:23:51 GMT -5
The Little Boy Who Could Not Grow Up.
Part 1
There was a little boy named Tigger,
he was a happy little boy and had
some frends and they all played
together very nice.
A bunch of years went by and his
frends stopped playing with him
and he said "Fine, I don't like
you either!!!" They would say
"I care about you." but Tigger
knew better, "Yeah right, my butt!"
he said and ran away. Gee, some
friends they were, always "Busy".
Tigger learned to find a job he could
do fixing broken things, its all
he could understand, but he didn't
have much people hiring, so they
kept telling him 'get a job at mcdonalds'
so he did, and it was great at first
because he loved to make hamburgers,
but one day they made him move up
front, ok, no problem, but then
customers were mean to him, so he
cried and stamped away into the
refrigerator room. His boss said
"Now Tigger, you can't do that."
and Tigger said "Sorry I forgot"
so one day it happened again
and Tigger forgot, and got mad
and cried and stamped off to the
cold room, but this time they
just fired him, so now he had to
get disability pension.
No more jobs for Tigger.
"But I can FIX THINGS!!"
Tigger protested, but no one was
smart enough to figure out that
Tigger was not a customer person,
they kept offering him the WRONG JOB!
No one ever knows if Tigger ever
found work, but it is true that he
never grew up.
Later, people said "You have to
get married, your a man now."
But, Tigger didn't understand, why
get married? Why have a girlfrend?
He didn't want one, "People are mean,
I don't like people." thought Tigger,
and he just went back to playing in
his yard.
People would come up to him in his yard,
b8ut Tigger ran away, strangers scared
him. They would say, "You are a man, you
should say Hi to us." But Tigger was
scared of strangers, he could not talk
to someone he didn't even know, they
might hurt him or kidnap him, no, Tigger
was not taking any chances.
Tigger just wanted to play and be happy,
and all these people that he didn't even
know kept trying to do something bad to him,
kept trying to kidnap him, but Tigger
knew better than to talk to strangers
or give his phone number or address to anyone,
he was a safe kid.
One day, Tigger was playing by himself in
the park on the slide, and some gibbled over
old fart came up to him and started saying
mean things, "You shouldn't have fun anymore,
your a man!! Grow up and be a man!!",
but Tigger just blew a raspberry at the old
fart and said "No!! You can't make me! YOU STINK!!"
and Tigger ran away. Tigger ran and ran until
he came to another park, where he sat down
on a horse spring thingy and rested.
Soon, some stupid old poopy lady came by
and said "That's for kids! Get off!" and
Tigger blew a raspberry and said "Leave
me alone, go away, your not my mommy!"
Sp the mean old poopybutt lady went to
get a cop, who simply told her "He isn't
breaking the law, leave him alone."
That night, Tigger had to go get some food
so he could make dinner, so he went to the
store. He got some spaghetti noodles, some
ground beef, and then some soda, Tigger
was ready to power up, so he checked out,
and took his bags out to his little cart
to go home. Suddenly this stupid pooppy
old buttface bumped him on purpose and
spilled all his food. Tigger said
"Its ok, can I just have some more please?"
The buttface said "No." Tigger begged
"Come on, please?" again the buttface
said "Go away" Tigger suddenly realised
he would run out of power so he said
"Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease
pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease!!!!!"
Tigger then started slurping up the jelly
that had spilled out of the plastic
jar and the buttface said "STOP THAT!!
That is ddisgusting!! Just by more food!"
Tigger held out his hand.
The buttface said "With your OWN money!"
Tigger started to cry, "I don't have any more!!"
The buttface said "Come on, your a man,
you can go without food!" and walked away.
Tigger saw all the food spilled on the
sidewalk, he got mad and threw the
ruined ground beef at the buttface, hitting
the buttface in the back, but they
kept walking.
Tigger knew he could not go without food,
he didn't know what to do, so he fell down
on his bottom and cried for a very long timem,
he screamed and cried for hours until it was
dark.
Finally, someone came by and said
"You sure have been crying for a long
time, what is wrong little boy?"
Tigger tried to stop crying to make
the words "I am going to die!!"
The old grandma said "You won't die, come
with me."
The old grandma helped Tigger up to his feet,
then took him to a little house where she
lived, Tigger was scared so he stayed
outside, the grandma understood and said
he could sit in the back yard if he wanted
to, so he did.
A few minutes later, she brought some peanut
butter and jelly sandwiches out, Tigger
was very afraid but he accepted them, he
would die if he did not eat.
No poison, just good food. Tigger munched
like there was no tomorrow, and there
would not have been if it were not for
the kind old grandma.
Since the grandma did no bad things,
Tigger was not as afraid now, so he
said a few thingsd to her, he said
"Thank you very very very very very much
for all the sandwiches."
The old grandma just smiled, "Oh pooh. Its
ok. I got a whole boatload of those."
Tigger wished he could do something for the
old grandma, he didn't just want to bogart
sandwiches. He said "Do you got a telly?"
and the old grandma said "Yep, but its busted,
haven't been able to watch Jeopardy for a week!"
Tigger asked "Can I look at it?"
The old grandma said "Sure can, I am about
to bung it in the rubbish, so nothing you
do will hurt it."
Tigger tried turning the set on, but it was dead,
no picture, not even a high squeal heard from
the high voltage inside the tube, so he unplugged
the lead from the wall and took the back off,
and snooped around inside, he was afraid of
the cathode being charged so he shunted
it to ground with a probestick and wire, it
sparked making a loud crack, but
Tigger expected this so it didn't bother him,
with that out of the way he could go on.
Then he noticed the big transistor that
makes the picture, so he unplugged it
from the video circuit and tested it with
his electric meter that he carried, it was
bad, luckily, he found a spare that he had
in his backpack that he took everywhere,
plugged it into the set, put the back on
again and plugged the lead into the wall
and "VRM!" the set hummed for a half second
and came on to full brightness, and sound.
The old granma nearly dropped her glasses
when she saw the set come on.
Tigger said "Ok it works now."
The old grandma said "How did you do that?"
Tigger said "I put a new transistor in."
the old grandma said "Well, thats great!"
Tigger noticed it was dark, he said "I gotta
scram."
The old grandma said "You can come back anytime."
Tigger said bye and hurried home.
***********End of Part 1***************
Part 1
There was a little boy named Tigger,
he was a happy little boy and had
some frends and they all played
together very nice.
A bunch of years went by and his
frends stopped playing with him
and he said "Fine, I don't like
you either!!!" They would say
"I care about you." but Tigger
knew better, "Yeah right, my butt!"
he said and ran away. Gee, some
friends they were, always "Busy".
Tigger learned to find a job he could
do fixing broken things, its all
he could understand, but he didn't
have much people hiring, so they
kept telling him 'get a job at mcdonalds'
so he did, and it was great at first
because he loved to make hamburgers,
but one day they made him move up
front, ok, no problem, but then
customers were mean to him, so he
cried and stamped away into the
refrigerator room. His boss said
"Now Tigger, you can't do that."
and Tigger said "Sorry I forgot"
so one day it happened again
and Tigger forgot, and got mad
and cried and stamped off to the
cold room, but this time they
just fired him, so now he had to
get disability pension.
No more jobs for Tigger.
"But I can FIX THINGS!!"
Tigger protested, but no one was
smart enough to figure out that
Tigger was not a customer person,
they kept offering him the WRONG JOB!
No one ever knows if Tigger ever
found work, but it is true that he
never grew up.
Later, people said "You have to
get married, your a man now."
But, Tigger didn't understand, why
get married? Why have a girlfrend?
He didn't want one, "People are mean,
I don't like people." thought Tigger,
and he just went back to playing in
his yard.
People would come up to him in his yard,
b8ut Tigger ran away, strangers scared
him. They would say, "You are a man, you
should say Hi to us." But Tigger was
scared of strangers, he could not talk
to someone he didn't even know, they
might hurt him or kidnap him, no, Tigger
was not taking any chances.
Tigger just wanted to play and be happy,
and all these people that he didn't even
know kept trying to do something bad to him,
kept trying to kidnap him, but Tigger
knew better than to talk to strangers
or give his phone number or address to anyone,
he was a safe kid.
One day, Tigger was playing by himself in
the park on the slide, and some gibbled over
old fart came up to him and started saying
mean things, "You shouldn't have fun anymore,
your a man!! Grow up and be a man!!",
but Tigger just blew a raspberry at the old
fart and said "No!! You can't make me! YOU STINK!!"
and Tigger ran away. Tigger ran and ran until
he came to another park, where he sat down
on a horse spring thingy and rested.
Soon, some stupid old poopy lady came by
and said "That's for kids! Get off!" and
Tigger blew a raspberry and said "Leave
me alone, go away, your not my mommy!"
Sp the mean old poopybutt lady went to
get a cop, who simply told her "He isn't
breaking the law, leave him alone."
That night, Tigger had to go get some food
so he could make dinner, so he went to the
store. He got some spaghetti noodles, some
ground beef, and then some soda, Tigger
was ready to power up, so he checked out,
and took his bags out to his little cart
to go home. Suddenly this stupid pooppy
old buttface bumped him on purpose and
spilled all his food. Tigger said
"Its ok, can I just have some more please?"
The buttface said "No." Tigger begged
"Come on, please?" again the buttface
said "Go away" Tigger suddenly realised
he would run out of power so he said
"Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease
pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease!!!!!"
Tigger then started slurping up the jelly
that had spilled out of the plastic
jar and the buttface said "STOP THAT!!
That is ddisgusting!! Just by more food!"
Tigger held out his hand.
The buttface said "With your OWN money!"
Tigger started to cry, "I don't have any more!!"
The buttface said "Come on, your a man,
you can go without food!" and walked away.
Tigger saw all the food spilled on the
sidewalk, he got mad and threw the
ruined ground beef at the buttface, hitting
the buttface in the back, but they
kept walking.
Tigger knew he could not go without food,
he didn't know what to do, so he fell down
on his bottom and cried for a very long timem,
he screamed and cried for hours until it was
dark.
Finally, someone came by and said
"You sure have been crying for a long
time, what is wrong little boy?"
Tigger tried to stop crying to make
the words "I am going to die!!"
The old grandma said "You won't die, come
with me."
The old grandma helped Tigger up to his feet,
then took him to a little house where she
lived, Tigger was scared so he stayed
outside, the grandma understood and said
he could sit in the back yard if he wanted
to, so he did.
A few minutes later, she brought some peanut
butter and jelly sandwiches out, Tigger
was very afraid but he accepted them, he
would die if he did not eat.
No poison, just good food. Tigger munched
like there was no tomorrow, and there
would not have been if it were not for
the kind old grandma.
Since the grandma did no bad things,
Tigger was not as afraid now, so he
said a few thingsd to her, he said
"Thank you very very very very very much
for all the sandwiches."
The old grandma just smiled, "Oh pooh. Its
ok. I got a whole boatload of those."
Tigger wished he could do something for the
old grandma, he didn't just want to bogart
sandwiches. He said "Do you got a telly?"
and the old grandma said "Yep, but its busted,
haven't been able to watch Jeopardy for a week!"
Tigger asked "Can I look at it?"
The old grandma said "Sure can, I am about
to bung it in the rubbish, so nothing you
do will hurt it."
Tigger tried turning the set on, but it was dead,
no picture, not even a high squeal heard from
the high voltage inside the tube, so he unplugged
the lead from the wall and took the back off,
and snooped around inside, he was afraid of
the cathode being charged so he shunted
it to ground with a probestick and wire, it
sparked making a loud crack, but
Tigger expected this so it didn't bother him,
with that out of the way he could go on.
Then he noticed the big transistor that
makes the picture, so he unplugged it
from the video circuit and tested it with
his electric meter that he carried, it was
bad, luckily, he found a spare that he had
in his backpack that he took everywhere,
plugged it into the set, put the back on
again and plugged the lead into the wall
and "VRM!" the set hummed for a half second
and came on to full brightness, and sound.
The old granma nearly dropped her glasses
when she saw the set come on.
Tigger said "Ok it works now."
The old grandma said "How did you do that?"
Tigger said "I put a new transistor in."
the old grandma said "Well, thats great!"
Tigger noticed it was dark, he said "I gotta
scram."
The old grandma said "You can come back anytime."
Tigger said bye and hurried home.
***********End of Part 1***************